Success Posters, part 3

Success Posters, part 2

Success Posters, part 1

be careful what you wish for

Scott at the dentist

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
tooth extraction.

"£85 for an extraction, sir"

"£85?", the man replies. 

"Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15
off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and
still withoot an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful.  But the price could drop to £40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer
student do the extraction with the other students watchin'
and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist.  "I'll
charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie!  It's a deal," said the
Scotsman. 

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday
then?"  

Ice Sculpture - Angel

Baseball Joke

Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first
baseball game.


They smuggle a bottle of into the ball park.


The game is real exciting

and they are enjoying themselves immensely...

mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.


Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone
and the game has a lot of innings to go.


Based on the given information, what inning is it

and how many players are on base?



Think!


Think some more!!




You're gonna love it


Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!