Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 with Subtitles

Wow, I feel kinda bad for her. I've drawn a blank when I'm on the spot before but this takes the cake.

Great Band, Very Funny Too

Hey this is a great band and they have a ridiculous sense of humor, watch the video and then book them for your venue.

Deer Jumps Bike

Fun with driving

Susan phones her husband, Nick, at work for a chat.
Nick: "I'm sorry dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today."
Susan: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
Nick: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
Susan: "Well, the air bag works."

I love Irony

Irony comes in every flavor from dry to sweet. Here are a couple pictures from my collection that are my personal favorites.

Administrative Differences

I'll tell you the difference between the Bush administration and the Clinton Administration, Scooter Libby's not dead in a park.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

Some Amazing Animals

This dog was born with a rare genetic problem that caused it to have double the muscles it should. It won't live as long as it other whippets because its heart is normal sized but it is happy.






This Croc wondered into someones back yard.




This bear was the biggest ever killed, it could have looked into a second story window when standing on its hind legs. It was killed when it charged a park ranger and its stomach contained the remains of two other people.




Bear in Hospital, no one seems to notice.