Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to http://andyrbunch.weebly.com/. Here are links to first two books http://goo.gl/iHP1i and http://goo.gl/kK13W

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hip hoppin pop dance Illusion

Deaf Dance Troupe



All 21 of the dancers are complete deaf-mutes.
Relying only on signals from trainers at the four corners
of the stage, these extraordinary dancers deliver a visual
spectacle that is at once intricate and stirring.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Political Joke: John Hinkly

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young
man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was
absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely
jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point
that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate
President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been
rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following
letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility
treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

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________________
To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife, Cindy, and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you
how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your
recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and
forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus
of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you
for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the
mental stress of your deep and obsessive love for Jodie Foster and
pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and
productive young man.
Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you
should know.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Brilliant

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says,

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!