Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to http://andyrbunch.weebly.com/. Here are links to first two books http://goo.gl/iHP1i and http://goo.gl/kK13W

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Political Joke: John Hinkly

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young
man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was
absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely
jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point
that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate
President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been
rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following
letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility
treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

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To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife, Cindy, and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you
how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your
recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and
forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus
of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you
for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the
mental stress of your deep and obsessive love for Jodie Foster and
pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and
productive young man.
Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you
should know.

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