Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to Here are links to first two books and

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Classic Joke

This is an old one, but its one of my favorites.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your FBI instructions no matter
what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . You must shoot her!!

"The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I just can't shoot my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to shoot her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat
from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

No comments: