Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to http://andyrbunch.weebly.com/. Here are links to first two books http://goo.gl/iHP1i and http://goo.gl/kK13W

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Chicken part 2 of 2







ARISTOTLE :
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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> BILL GATES :
> I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ....... reboot.
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> ALBERT EINSTEIN :
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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> BILL CLINTON :
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
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> AL GORE:
> I invented the chicken!
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> COLONEL SANDERS:
> Did I miss one?
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> DICK CHENEY :
> Where's my gun?
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> AL SHARPTON :
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens

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