ARISTOTLE :
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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> BILL GATES :
> I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
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> ALBERT EINSTEIN :
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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> BILL CLINTON :
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
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> AL GORE:
> I invented the chicken!
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> COLONEL SANDERS:
> Did I miss one?
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> DICK CHENEY :
> Where's my gun?
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> AL SHARPTON :
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens
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