The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brian.
● Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is coming to New York to address the United Nations, but many restaurants say they won’t serve him. You can tell which ones because their signs read, “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Holocaust, No Service.”
The Jay Leno Show
● Iranian President Mahmoud “I’m-a-Nutjob” is coming to New York this week. After he arrives, he’s driving his own cab in from the airport.
The Late Show with David Letterman
● President Obama is appearing on the show. I haven’t seen him since he invited me and Sarah Palin down to the White House for a beer.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
● Scientists have figured out that shower heads may harbor dangerous bacteria. To which the French replied, “We have known all along . . . that’s why we import them — to make cheese.”
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