Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to http://andyrbunch.weebly.com/. Here are links to first two books http://goo.gl/iHP1i and http://goo.gl/kK13W

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Jokes-From Late Night TV

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brian.

● Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is coming to New York to address the United Nations, but many restaurants say they won’t serve him. You can tell which ones because their signs read, “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Holocaust, No Service.”

The Jay Leno Show

● Iranian President Mahmoud “I’m-a-Nutjob” is coming to New York this week. After he arrives, he’s driving his own cab in from the airport.

The Late Show with David Letterman

● President Obama is appearing on the show. I haven’t seen him since he invited me and Sarah Palin down to the White House for a beer.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

● Scientists have figured out that shower heads may harbor dangerous bacteria. To which the French replied, “We have known all along . . . that’s why we import them — to make cheese.”

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