Dogs

Dog Logic


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face. -Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself. -Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to
mix love and hate.


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog. -Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man.  -Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret