A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir"
"£85?", the man replies.
"Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15
off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and
still withoot an anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful. But the price could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer
student do the extraction with the other students watchin'
and learnin'?"
"It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll
charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the
Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday
then?"
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Scott at the dentist
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