Fun, Amazing, Etc.

This is the official blog of indie author / adventure writer Andy R. Bunch, author of the fantasy book, "Suffering Rancor." As always, I'll post funny or amazing things I find in my travels or from poking around online. This is a great place to kick back and relax a bit. You may note that I’m not too clean or too dirty. For more information on my book, go to Here are links to first two books and

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Scott at the dentist

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
tooth extraction.

"£85 for an extraction, sir"

"£85?", the man replies.

"Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and
still withoot an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful. But the price could drop to £40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer
student do the extraction with the other students watchin'
and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll
charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday

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