I love this guy so much it creeps me out...

just for fun lets see House with a British accent.

Not without my bread.

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Who's Sound Effect is it?

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And now we return to our feature presentation:

Now, because we just can't be that beautifully maudlin for too long in a stretch.

Romantic Nerds!

Don't forget to come on by Mugs Coffee shop today (Saturday), and meet the Llama. Yep you heard me!

3 Ways to Fail...

...your drunk driving test!



Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper
in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."



Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the
Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do
with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and
made a profit of $898."

The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"


Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him
his two dollars back."

Prisoners

I wonder where they filmed this one because I don't think you'd find that many people willing to help keep someone locked up in my town. Watch and then tell me what you think at sufferingrancor.info

Funny Cop Humor

Those of you who know me know that I used to respect the police a lot. Well I've had them let me down a couple times when I called 911 out to my place so now I'm not happy with VPD. Please enjoy the video.

Power Saw--Red Green Style

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Comedian - very funny

Don't forget about the Book Signing of Suffering Rancor tomorrow night around 5pm at Dolce Gelato. It's easy to find, just drive South on Franklin from Mill Plain and when you hit a dead end (8th street)turn left toward Esther Short Park. Dolce Gelato is on the right. You never know how much fun you're missing if you don't come.

I Can't Even Begin to Describe This

Today's video is both funny and amazing. I'm so astounded I can't even describe it.

As always, brought to you by "Suffering Rancor." Come down and meet Andy Bunch and Corey Pennington at First Friday, tonight starting at 5pm. Or buy "Suffering Rancor" on the internets, lol, I can't even type it with a straight face. Enjoy today's big ass video.

Things you don't say to your wife

Please Check out author Andy Bunch and Illustrator Corey Pennington in their first radio interview on KougRadio.fm and enjoy the video.

Amazing TED Talk Video --Mike Row

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We all need to watch this because its not only hysterical but very wise.

Gregorian Chant of Ordinary World

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Blond Joke Video

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I have to make fun of the iPhone...

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Rejected Wii Game Concepts

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Matrix runs on windows!!!

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pg-13 First shower at College

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Funniest Japanese Gameshow Ever