70's Fashion, part 2

Here's how to get your ass kicked on the golf course:

This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent against ass-rapery.

Here's how to get your ass kicked pretty much anywhere:
If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup.

Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:

If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

70's Fashion, part 1

I got this from a friend and laughed so hard. I thought I'd share the fun. I lived through the 70's and...never mind. Here's the first batch of lovely 70's fashion.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:

Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa.
Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:

This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

Success Posters, part 3

Success Posters, part 2

Success Posters, part 1

be careful what you wish for

Scott at the dentist

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
tooth extraction.

"£85 for an extraction, sir"

"£85?", the man replies. 

"Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15
off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and
still withoot an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful.  But the price could drop to £40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer
student do the extraction with the other students watchin'
and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist.  "I'll
charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie!  It's a deal," said the
Scotsman. 

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday
then?"